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Apr 18, 2014 / 22,847 notes
  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol
Apr 18, 2014 / 47 notes
  • thoughts shopping: i could totally die tomorrow, might as well spend my bank account away
The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.
Apr 18, 2014 / 326,831 notes
There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.
Unknown (via kings—-cross)

(via kings---cross)

Apr 18, 2014 / 125,579 notes
Apr 17, 2014 / 215,353 notes
  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
Apr 17, 2014 / 46,660 notes
Apr 17, 2014 / 38 notes
your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it
Apr 17, 2014 / 16,516 notes
I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

(via humoristics)

Apr 17, 2014 / 44,830 notes
Apr 17, 2014 / 617,812 notes

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(via awkward-bacon)

greysanatomy-is-lifestyle:

Killer quartet 👯👯
Apr 17, 2014 / 54 notes

greysanatomy-is-lifestyle:

Killer quartet 👯👯

(via calzonablog)

Apr 17, 2014 / 17,198 notes

findingmyrecovery:

If you relapsed today IT’S OKAY. Everyone slips and everyone struggles with the recovery process. You are not a failure, weak, or stupid for relapsing. Do not give up on recovery because you slipped up. You can do this.

(via awkward-bacon)

Apr 17, 2014 / 70 notes
Apr 17, 2014 / 69,357 notes
Apr 17, 2014 / 139,975 notes

boldly-avenging-erebor:

Fun fact: this wasn’t scripted.

(via saraannn)